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How can i make my son gay?

I know its pretty impossible, but i really want to at least try and see if there is something out there. Any suggestions?

Serious answers please.

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:58 AM on Sep. 25, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (26)
  • You have to take him before he reaches the age of six to the office of LGBT Affairs in Washington DC...and register for a Permit to Practice Homosexuality liscence. it costs $300.00 and must be renewed annually until he reaches eighteen years of age. If you fail to renew te permit, and yet he continues to practice homosexual behavior, he could be arrested, so make sure the money and possible jail time is worth it.


    :)
    dennysgirl07

    Answer by dennysgirl07 at 3:01 AM on Sep. 25, 2009

  • are you serious????? you can't make someone gay. omg. either you're born that way or you're not. wow.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:05 AM on Sep. 25, 2009

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you Dennysgirl for lightening up the night!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:07 AM on Sep. 25, 2009

  • ru stupid i hope this is a fake question b/c if ur for real how did they even let u have kids do u know how to take care of them do u need step by step advice for that too. i swear dumb ppl make dumb kids.


    MONROEMOMMYOF2:
    I think YOURE stupid. Look at the way you talk. "i swear, dumb people make dumb kids"
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:09 AM on Sep. 25, 2009

  • "i gurantee ur kids r just as dumb as u"


    DITTO
    Learn how to spell GUARANTEE and every other word in your sentences.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:24 AM on Sep. 25, 2009

  • dress him in little girl clothes like real ruffly dresses. Make sure he hangs out with alot of girls...no men at all. Paint his nails bright red.  Yep that should do it.

    luvmygrlz

    Answer by luvmygrlz at 3:36 AM on Sep. 25, 2009

  • ^^^^
    Great answer
    dennysgirl07

    Answer by dennysgirl07 at 3:40 AM on Sep. 25, 2009

  • The same way you make them straight. You push really hard until the come out of the birth canal. *shrugs* Worked for my cousin's mom.
    OneToughMami

    Answer by OneToughMami at 3:58 AM on Sep. 25, 2009

  • Are you straight or gay? And how did get to be the way that you are? I don't care one way or the other, but you can't force a person to be something that they are not.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:03 AM on Sep. 25, 2009

  • Onetoughmami...
    LOVE IT! haha!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:38 AM on Sep. 25, 2009