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JOKES!

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

 
Katrina3016

Asked by Katrina3016 at 3:44 PM on Sep. 26, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (23)
  • Are you bored? LoL
    colesmommy2009

    Answer by colesmommy2009 at 3:59 PM on Sep. 26, 2009

  • Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
    Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
    Son: No.
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 3:44 PM on Sep. 26, 2009

  • A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
    B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
    A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
    B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 3:45 PM on Sep. 26, 2009

  • A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
    B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 3:46 PM on Sep. 26, 2009

  • Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
    Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
    Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
    Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 3:46 PM on Sep. 26, 2009

  • Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
    Student: No, he did it all by himself.
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 3:47 PM on Sep. 26, 2009

  • On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
    "What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
    "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 3:48 PM on Sep. 26, 2009

  • Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
    Johnny: Nothing, sir.
    Headmaster: Exactly.
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 3:49 PM on Sep. 26, 2009

  • Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
    Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 3:50 PM on Sep. 26, 2009

  • My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
    So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 3:51 PM on Sep. 26, 2009

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