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Funny quotes, jokes and sayings. Got any?

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

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Asked by Anonymous at 12:51 AM on Sep. 30, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • we have a cute G-rated saying at my house..."rock out with your socks out"
    before my son could possibly repeat things, we said "rock out with cock out".

    Answer by brodysmama23 at 1:08 AM on Sep. 30, 2009

  • Don't pet the sweaty stuff

    Answer by Amberoz at 3:33 AM on Sep. 30, 2009

  • "When a women says she only needs 2 minutes to finish getting ready, is it the same amount of time when a man says there is only 2 minutes left in the game?" Reader's Digest - not exactly quoted but good nuff
    Love all of yours!

    Answer by 3gigglemonsters at 10:08 AM on Sep. 30, 2009

  • When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

    Some people riding on a magic carpet would complain about the pattern.

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:46 PM on Sep. 30, 2009

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