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Tell me a dirty joke?

a short one if you can?

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:24 PM on Oct. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (5)
  • Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

    Because his pecker is on his head!
    SPC.armywife

    Answer by SPC.armywife at 2:25 PM on Oct. 1, 2009

  • This one came from my dad when I was about 8...took me years to figure out why it was funny.

    What is the difference between a sewing machine and a naked woman riding a bicycle?

    A sewing machine only has one bobbin!
    daisy521

    Answer by daisy521 at 2:29 PM on Oct. 1, 2009

  • cat and a rooster on one side of the river cat food and chicken feed on the other.
    rooster jumps across is eating the food. The cat runs jumps SPLASH in the water.

    Moral of the story where ever theres a wet pussy there's bound to be a satisfied cock
    chrstny88

    Answer by chrstny88 at 2:32 PM on Oct. 1, 2009

  • Hahahahaha LOL!
    MommaRox4683

    Answer by MommaRox4683 at 2:40 PM on Oct. 1, 2009

  • The post office just came out with a new stamp shaped like a vagina but they couldn't sell it because only 3% of men know how to lick the damn thing lol
    aidensmama8

    Answer by aidensmama8 at 2:51 PM on Oct. 1, 2009

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