Did you know that if you receive foodstamps:
1. You can never look nice. You have to wear clothes from the Salvation Army. Better yet, find your clothes in the neighborhood dumpster. Make sure the jeans have holes in them, and stains. You are spending taxpayer dollars for your food-look like it.
2. You can't have a tv, dvd player, stereo, cable, computer or internet. You must have NO form of entertainment that even suggests you are a normal human being with normal human interests. If you are bored, read a book (from the library-don't buy ANY books with MY tax money), or find a free newspaper in the recycling bin out back. Look like you're on foodstamps.
3. Don't even THINK about getting your hair or nails done. How dare you?? Pull your hair back in a ponytail (with a rubberband you found on the sidewalk). Let everyone see your ratty nails. You're on foodstamps, remember?
Answer by Iconoclast at 4:08 PM on Oct. 3, 2009
Answer by Fallaya at 4:09 PM on Oct. 3, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 4:11 PM on Oct. 3, 2009
they are not allowed to have a car; they have to bus it all the way. if your child gets sick, Robitussin, my money will not be paying for your health care.
Answer by Iconoclast at 4:12 PM on Oct. 3, 2009
Answer by Vero0724 at 4:21 PM on Oct. 3, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 4:24 PM on Oct. 3, 2009
Answer by vbruno at 4:31 PM on Oct. 3, 2009
I don't get what is stupid about it? I think that relationship of people with others and their feeling of classism (people on food stamps vs. those who are not) is a valid topic. I have seen many people talk about people they don't know because they were in line behind someonethat has food stamps but they drove away in a car better than theirs. Just because it is sarcastic does not mean it is not valid. imo
Answer by Iconoclast at 4:33 PM on Oct. 3, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 4:43 PM on Oct. 3, 2009
Answer by Iconoclast at 4:46 PM on Oct. 3, 2009