LMFAO! Okay, I'm going to be honest with you ladies and tell you a blooper of mine! SO, I'm due any day and feeling VERY full! The other night I thought I was in labor and I was having really bad cramps so I decided to take a hot shower. The water felt awesome but my stomach still hurt so I got into a crouching position. Well, as soon as I crouched down I pooped! Come on ladies, spill your "beans" thats what the anonymous button is for. Give me a blooper of yours! Or, if you don't have one, you can just laugh at mine, lol.
Answer by SweetPea05 at 12:33 AM on Oct. 10, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 9:18 PM on Oct. 9, 2009
Answer by danette624 at 9:20 PM on Oct. 9, 2009
If I had been there, I'd have laughed my ass off! Farts still make me crack up, I'm not sure why, lol.
Answer by Katrina3016 at 9:23 PM on Oct. 9, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 9:24 PM on Oct. 9, 2009
Damn, my husband does that almost everyday, LMFAO!
Answer by Katrina3016 at 9:25 PM on Oct. 9, 2009
I had just had my first and I was so swollen in the genital that I was having trouble walking. So the doc put me on stool softeners. Well she got me one with a laxative in it. I took it about noon, thinking I would go before bed. Nope. Well I went to go give my newborn her early night meal and I had to fart. Well I was sitting there nursing my child, so I farted. It was way more then a fart. Thankfully I had on those huge pads they give you after birth. I finished the feeding, took a shower and went to bed.
Answer by DevilInPigtails at 9:31 PM on Oct. 9, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 9:33 PM on Oct. 9, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 9:36 PM on Oct. 9, 2009
Thats a good one anonymous 9:36! I would have told my husband, lol. He would have laughed his ass off, lol.
Answer by Katrina3016 at 9:44 PM on Oct. 9, 2009