Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

Little Girl on an Airplane... Cute Joke

A US Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about the banking crisis?' and he smiles. OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting and timely topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.. Why do you suppose that is?' The Congressman, visibly surprised by the littlegirl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss

Answer Question
 
momma_marian

Asked by momma_marian at 11:03 AM on Oct. 14, 2009 in Politics & Current Events

Level 10 (478 Credits)
Answers (7)
  • banking when you don't know sh*t'???
    momma_marian

    Answer by momma_marian at 11:04 AM on Oct. 14, 2009

  • LOL Love it.....
    3gigglemonsters

    Answer by 3gigglemonsters at 11:08 AM on Oct. 14, 2009

  • tee hee hee : )
    AngelaKay

    Answer by AngelaKay at 11:30 AM on Oct. 14, 2009

  • LOL!!!
    yourspecialkid

    Answer by yourspecialkid at 11:44 AM on Oct. 14, 2009

  • Hahaha That is a great joke!
    labush

    Answer by labush at 12:02 PM on Oct. 14, 2009

  • LOL
    MaryJane849

    Answer by MaryJane849 at 12:11 PM on Oct. 14, 2009

  • LOL
    realtorshelly

    Answer by realtorshelly at 5:09 PM on Oct. 14, 2009

Join CafeMom now to contribute your answer and become part of our community. It's free and takes just a minute.
close Join now to connect to
other members!
Connect with Facebook or Sign Up Using Email

Already Joined? LOG IN