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I don't want to cry at work and I shouldn't... I asked a question in relationship about being scared of my ex... can someone give me some good jokes or quotes (anything positive) to cheer me up... please?

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 1:15 PM on Oct. 24, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • I am with Mrs.Right----I just didn't know her first name was always
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:18 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • lol
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:20 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • dd: I want some neon nail polish

    me: why would you want neon nail polish?

    dd: becuase I don' t have any!
    purpleswiper

    Answer by purpleswiper at 1:25 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • When my son was 14 his father was deployed. About 2 am once I was uuhm, relieving myself in my room when my son knocked on the door "Mom what is all that buzzing "
    GrnEyedGrandma

    Answer by GrnEyedGrandma at 1:30 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • These are great... thanks :)
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:34 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • Grandma has a habit of chewing in her sleep

    She chews on Grandpa's whiskers and thinks they're shredded wheat!

    I've known that limerick for over 40 yrs!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:02 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • That was funny and gross at the same time!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:03 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • LOL
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:04 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • http://www.hiphoprx.com/2009/07/25/nick-cannon-and-heavy-vee-shake-their-milkshake-on-americas-got-talent/

    This is hysterical!!
    jessemo6

    Answer by jessemo6 at 4:01 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

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