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THE DIFFERENCE: Conservative vs Lib?

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. If a liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

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WhoCares224

Asked by WhoCares224 at 11:05 PM on Oct. 24, 2009 in Politics & Current Events

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  • If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

    If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

    If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

    A liberal will delete it because he's "offended
    WhoCares224

    Answer by WhoCares224 at 11:05 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • rolling on floor

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:07 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • that's small government vs big government ideals.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:10 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • LMAO!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:11 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • amen! bunch of pansies libs
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:12 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • hmmm.

    But if a conservative is Christian and finds that abortion is against her PERSONAL beliefs she wants to make sure no one else can do it either.

    And there is nothing wrong with homosexuals wanting equal rights.


    I am not liberal or conservative.
    outstandingLove

    Answer by outstandingLove at 11:13 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • Not all liberals think this way. This is coming from the arrogant mind of a conservative person obviously.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:14 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • A W E S O M E !
    Yea that is pretty much true. However, you don't see too many conservative homosexuals, vegetarians or gun haters lol!
    missbreezy214

    Answer by missbreezy214 at 11:15 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • No anon sorry, not arrogant lmao
    WhoCares224

    Answer by WhoCares224 at 11:16 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

  • lol true breezy
    WhoCares224

    Answer by WhoCares224 at 11:16 PM on Oct. 24, 2009

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