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What is this itch I'm experiencing? VD?

 
bazness

Asked by bazness at 2:24 PM on Jun. 24, 2008 in Entertainment

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  • Is it on your head? Lice or dandruff. Is it in your rectum? Definitely worms. Is it a genral itch all over, caused by bugs only YOU can see? That's caused by crack or meth. Is it your vajingo? If it's on the outside...ooh, sowwy, you have crabs; on the inside? it could be yeasties, vaginitis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, or something else you picked up whilst doing your episode of 30 Days as a lot lizard at the truckstop in Fatback, MS.
    yogapantz

    Answer by yogapantz at 2:32 PM on Jun. 24, 2008

  • Where is the itch?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:28 PM on Jun. 24, 2008

  • i told you not to sit whilst peeing on public toilets.
    trepsica

    Answer by trepsica at 2:33 PM on Jun. 24, 2008

  • Well.....................based on some pictures I have seen of you.........you wear some pretty tight jeans. So I am going to go with YEAST INFECTION mixed in with a little Chlamydia.
    belladonna777

    Answer by belladonna777 at 2:33 PM on Jun. 24, 2008

  • Bazness, is it a vaginal or anal itch? These things are things that need to be known before a helpful answer can be given.
    motoxmom641

    Answer by motoxmom641 at 2:34 PM on Jun. 24, 2008

  • Also, if there are worms in your rectum...
    BIG trouble.
    motoxmom641

    Answer by motoxmom641 at 2:36 PM on Jun. 24, 2008

  • You generally don't get VD on your feet, dear.
    sgr123

    Answer by sgr123 at 2:39 PM on Jun. 24, 2008

  • It's vaginal ladies. Although sometimes it moves to the rectal region.

    Hold on. I just scratched my elbow.
    bazness

    Answer by bazness at 2:39 PM on Jun. 24, 2008

  • Hee hee! What IS that itch? Well, it could be the yeastie-boyz.. or, could be the dreaded VD (chlamydia/ the syph, gonnarhea...) -- the CLAP BABY== or, could be just about anything.
    Now, if it's a different kind of ITCH- that needs scratching, go on back the the lot and find yerself a man (or a women); some itches just don't go away!
    annebeckett

    Answer by annebeckett at 2:42 PM on Jun. 24, 2008