If you can't look on the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button you will be disconnected.
If there is a will....there are five hundred relatives.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Everyone has photographic memory, they just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Answer by MommaRox4683 at 2:18 PM on Oct. 28, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 2:53 PM on Oct. 28, 2009