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Barack Obama's secret Thanksgiving turkey recipe!

Shhhhh! It's a secret! Will you make it this year for Thanksgiving?

Preparation time: About 4 years.

Ingredients

* 1 turkey weighing approximately 13.5 M high income earners, plucked and squeezed

* 1 capital gains tax, approx. 25%**

* Juice of dividend profits

* 5-6 ounces Kool-Aid

* Salt and pepper

* 1 10% social security tax

* 2 sprigs of fresh thyme

* parsley

**size varies, but not above 28%

Feeds about 100 million "ill-fed, ill-housed"people, based on "fairness"
method

1. To start, if the turkey suspects it is about to be cooked, give it a few ounces of the Kool-Aid and bring it to room temperature. Introduce the Kool-Aid in small doses at first as the turkey gets to room temp.

2. Break the neck with the capital gains tax. Squeeze the dividends until all the juice runs out, retaining the neck

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 4:39 PM on Nov. 2, 2009 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (14)
  • Duh. And wouldn't his "thanksgiving" really be called "Politically Correct Bountiful Food Day?"
    Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! :)
    missbreezy214

    Answer by missbreezy214 at 4:47 PM on Nov. 2, 2009

  • Note that if your turkey comes with a protective shield in the form of a "tax deduction", you can remove it through emergency banking and tax reform packages in response to the "worst financial crisis since the Great Depression".

    3. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.

    4, Salt and pepper the turkey. Wash the turkey and pull out any remaining [money,cash, profits, will]. Pat the turkey dry with paper towels. Lather the inside of the cavity with the social security tax. Take a small handful of salt and rub all over the inside of the turkey. Rub directly on any open wounds.

    continued
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:40 PM on Nov. 2, 2009

  • 5 In this method of cooking a turkey, we don't make the stuffing inside because that's not the kind of redistributive change we're looking for. We want to distribute the stuffing elsewhere. For flavor, sprinkle some thyme on the turkey. Close up the turkey cavity with some string. Make sure that the turkey's legs are securely tied, so there can be no movement, no escape.
    6 Roast for four years or until Great Depression II takes hold.

    7 Garnish with parsley.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:41 PM on Nov. 2, 2009

  • LOLLOLLOLOL
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:42 PM on Nov. 2, 2009

  • Roast those fuckers! Roast 'em good! They've been screwing the rest of us all these years.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:43 PM on Nov. 2, 2009

  • Nice! LOL


    laughing


     

    LoriKeet

    Answer by LoriKeet at 5:17 PM on Nov. 2, 2009

  • Kool-Aid.
    mustbeGRACE

    Answer by mustbeGRACE at 5:20 PM on Nov. 2, 2009

  • Thats hilarious
    Carpy

    Answer by Carpy at 6:02 PM on Nov. 2, 2009

  • I like the one about the kids trick or treating better.

    See, obams's handlers would only allow him to pass out candy for about a half an hour during the celebration.
    His redistribution theories were NOT popular with the kids, or their parents. ;D
    lovinangels

    Answer by lovinangels at 6:03 PM on Nov. 2, 2009

  • That's AWESOME!!!!
    AngelDawn7

    Answer by AngelDawn7 at 6:04 PM on Nov. 2, 2009

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