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I need to laugh. Have a favorite joke or riddle?

Thanks!

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 12:06 AM on Nov. 10, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Once I was having a rough day and I came upon this sign:

    Need Help? Call Jesus 1-800-245-2039

    Out of curiosity, I called it.

    A Mexican showed up with a lawn mower.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:20 AM on Nov. 10, 2009


  • Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Woo!
    Woo Who?
    Woo who It’s Tuesday!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:11 AM on Nov. 10, 2009

  • I thought the video was funny...LoL.

    if you didnt like the one from before, how about this one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0QMe534owc
    sugahmamma

    Answer by sugahmamma at 12:13 AM on Nov. 10, 2009

  • Just got this in my email....

    An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
    I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

    He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;
    he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the
    hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.






    preggoandfat

    Answer by preggoandfat at 12:22 AM on Nov. 10, 2009

  • An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
    The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
    This continued off and on for several weeks.
    Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is
    and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'
    The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
    'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.

    Can I come with him tomorrow?'
    preggoandfat

    Answer by preggoandfat at 12:22 AM on Nov. 10, 2009

  • This couple had been married for almost 20 years, and everytime they had sex the husband had to have the room pitch black, and he would never say why. So one day the wife decided to surprise him by switching on the light in the middle of them doing it. But when she did, she was shocked to see him using a strap on. Freaked out, she screamed, " What the hell is that? Have you been using that our whole marriage? What the hell? I want some explanations!" The husband said, " I'll explain this, if you explain the kids."
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:44 AM on Nov. 10, 2009

  • lol preggoandfat that's cute!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:22 AM on Nov. 10, 2009

  • How do you catch a unique rabbit?


    You 'neak up on it. :)


    How do you catch a tame rabbit?


    Tame way - you 'neak up on it!!
    tigrefan98

    Answer by tigrefan98 at 1:51 AM on Nov. 10, 2009

  • Here's an oldie:
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.
    Why did the mouse cross the road?
    It was stapled to the chicken.
    (Sorry, my brothers made up that last part when we were kids)

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Mary lee.
    Mary lee who?
    Mary lee we roll along.

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Dwane.
    Dwane who?
    Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's There?
    Cow-go.
    Cow-go Who?
    No, Cow go MOO!!!

    While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things.
    As we passed a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we passed the exit I told her how we were passing the town.
    A few exits later she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas. :-))
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 7:32 AM on Nov. 10, 2009

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