I want to go to a place where teething doesn't hurt nor cause half a dozen or more dirty diapers in a day for the past week resulting in a baby with a red butt. As a matter of fact I want to go where babies poop rose petals, pink ones. A place where chocolate is both fat and calorie free and I only gain weight in all the right spots. A place where either muffin tops and saggy boobs don't exist or a place where they are idolized and women actually go to their plastic surgeons to get a couple of inches added to the length of their breasts, not their bustlines. Clothes are always clean, the house is always tidy, something good is always on the stove for dinner and there is always enough money. The litter box will be self-cleaning and the cat won't have impossible to remove klingons resulting in multiple trips of butt being dragged across the carpet. Oh, I'd have wooden floors, too. CALGON can you take me there, please?
I will go there, but can is also have a fully functioning house, that I feel clean in, no leak water damage yet to be repaired, no mice or ants, the doors and window can be opened and closed easily. There is a filter with the heating and AC. Were my basement doesn't stink with storm water. And one were my hubby can serve his country and be home every night. That would be perfect.
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