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Mom knows best? (funny)

Ben invited his mother over for dinner. He had a new roommate named Allison. Ben flirted with her all dinner. His mom was suspisious and Ben could tell. Before she could say anything Ben assured her Allison was just a friend. nothing more. A few days later Allison told Ben her favorite gravy ladle was missing, and had been ever since the day his mom was over for dinner. Do you think she took it? she asked him. I'm sure she didnt he said, but i'll write her. He wrote, Dear mom, I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle, and i'm not saying you "did not" take it, but fact is its been missing since you were over for dinner. About a week later Ben got a letter from his mom who wrote: Dear Ben, I'm not saying you "do" sleep with Allison, and I'm not saying you "do not" sleep with Allison. But fact is, if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 11:34 PM on Nov. 17, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • Caught ya! LOL....that's a smart mama!
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 5:57 AM on Nov. 18, 2009

  • lmao
    ObbyDobbie

    Answer by ObbyDobbie at 11:36 PM on Nov. 17, 2009

  • hhahahhaha thats awesome!!!
    alexis_06

    Answer by alexis_06 at 11:38 PM on Nov. 17, 2009

  • Very nice :)
    beckcorc

    Answer by beckcorc at 11:38 PM on Nov. 17, 2009

  • That's sooo funny!
    meghan925

    Answer by meghan925 at 11:44 PM on Nov. 17, 2009

  • Just goes to show ya: Mom DOES know best! That is hilarious! : ) Thanks for the laugh!
    momrocks1000

    Answer by momrocks1000 at 11:52 PM on Nov. 17, 2009

  • got to love Mom!!! LOL
    lbranta

    Answer by lbranta at 11:01 AM on Nov. 18, 2009

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