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Knock knock jokes!

Any good ones to tell be 5-yr-old?

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Emmagr

Asked by Emmagr at 6:30 PM on Dec. 6, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • whos there..boo..boo who? sorry i didnt mean to make you cry.
    shay1130

    Answer by shay1130 at 6:36 PM on Dec. 6, 2009

  • catch, catch who?, gesundheit

    And the old banana one:
    banana, banana who, knock knock
    banana, banana who, knock knock
    orange, orange who, orange you glad I didn't say banana?
    (think very carefully before using that one though, unless you don't mind them doing the banana part for 10 minutes at a stretch)
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 6:39 PM on Dec. 6, 2009

  • Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Koala Tea
    Koala Tea who?
    Koala Tea jokes are hard to find!
    mama10johnsons

    Answer by mama10johnsons at 6:49 PM on Dec. 6, 2009

  • Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Who
    Who who?
    Are you an owl now?
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 7:16 PM on Dec. 6, 2009

  • I don't know if a 5 year old will get this, but it's one of my favorites and my little girls love it even though I'm not sure they actually understand it!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Honeydew and cantaloupe.
    Honeydew and cantaloupe who?
    Honeydew you love me? We cantaloupe now!
    (honey, do you love me? We can't elope now)

    LOL, it's so cheesy, I just love it!
    vicesix

    Answer by vicesix at 9:59 AM on Dec. 7, 2009

  • Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say Bananna?!

    OK it's not that good but it's the only one I can remember hehe
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:57 PM on Dec. 7, 2009

  • Knock Knock!
    who's there?
    Olive!
    Olive who?
    Olive you!
    butterfly227

    Answer by butterfly227 at 1:28 PM on Dec. 7, 2009

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