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does anyone have any good jokes

im not in a good mood and i think hearing some jokes will make me in a better mood thanks alot

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myangelelena

Asked by myangelelena at 7:28 PM on Dec. 11, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Sorry not in a good mood either so here's a fkd up one. Knock knock
    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 7:35 PM on Dec. 11, 2009

  • who's there?
    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 7:37 PM on Dec. 11, 2009

  • Nobody cuz they don't give a f*&^!!!! Sorry, in a pissy mood. Thanks for not yelling.
    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 7:38 PM on Dec. 11, 2009

  • thats funny
    myangelelena

    Answer by myangelelena at 7:41 PM on Dec. 11, 2009

  • Did you hear?? Tiger woods is changing his name to cheetah.

    Whats the difference between santa claus and tiger woods?
    santa only has 3 ho's
    Jessica1991

    Answer by Jessica1991 at 7:43 PM on Dec. 11, 2009

  • There was a big time executive guy who was cheating on his wife with an italian woman. One day the italian woman told him she was pregnant. He said, "ok, heres what were gonna do. Im going to give you 500,000 dollars, you are going to go back to italy, have the baby and then send me a postcard when it's born that says speggetti." The woman agreed. 9 months later the man returns home and his wife says. "honey, you got a weird postcard in the mail today." The man took the postcard, and said, "Ill explain later." He went into the livingroom, and looked at the postcard. It said.. "Speggetti, Speggetti, Speggetti. Two with meatballs, One without."
    Jessica1991

    Answer by Jessica1991 at 7:50 PM on Dec. 11, 2009

  • Two hillbillies were sitting in their rockers on the porch. Ol' Blue, the hound, sat up and started licking his nuts.

    One hillbilly said to the other, "Ya know, theys some days I wish I could do that, there."

    The other hillbilly looked at the first with shock and said, "Don't you do that, there boy. That dog'll bite you."
    matobe

    Answer by matobe at 9:49 PM on Dec. 11, 2009

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