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called things I learned from the movies

Things I learned from scary movies:
No matter how fast you run, a killer can easily overtake and stab you even if he is walking slowly.

When you are home alone and you hear a noise outside, it's a good idea to go "investigate" wearing only a tshirt and panties.

If an insane killer is on the loose and it about to kill you, he will wait until you finish having sex.

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 1:15 PM on Dec. 18, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (15)
  • boring
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:16 PM on Dec. 18, 2009

  • lol...what an answer.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:18 PM on Dec. 18, 2009

  • Haha! Thank you!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:20 PM on Dec. 18, 2009

  • Funny - I learned from the movies that your level of coolness completely depends on how cool the soundtrack is that follows you around.
    mogencreative

    Answer by mogencreative at 1:22 PM on Dec. 18, 2009

  • ^^ whatever that means??
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:23 PM on Dec. 18, 2009

  • I learned that you can just "not go to work." and get a promotion.
    matobe

    Answer by matobe at 1:35 PM on Dec. 18, 2009

  • I learned that you are considered unattractive if you have glasses and wear your hair in a ponytail, but if you take the glasses of and get a trendy haircut, the most popular guy in school will fall in love with you and risk losing all his friends just to be with you.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:42 PM on Dec. 18, 2009

  • i learned that in scary movies..the killer is most likely to strike when your doing something in a small contained area like : taking a shower, looking at yourself in the vanity mirror...you see him when you open the mirror and he's gone when you shut it, in a bed while someone's on top of you, in a basement while your getting the beer by yourself, or in your car.

    in funny movies i learned that nothing's really funny cause i already expected it and saw it coming, it's only funny when someone falls down the stairs or something pops off of something and pokes someone in the eye (never been kissed...the condom pops off the banana and pokes the teacher in the eye).

    in the end of movies, if your expecting to be kissed, you will most likely be kissed or his will show up saving you at the end.
    americansugar80

    Answer by americansugar80 at 2:00 PM on Dec. 18, 2009

  • I learned when being attacked by a gang of hired thugs that:
    - They will always be courteous enough to only confront you one thug at a time as not to overwhelm you
    -They will fall over like cardboard cutouts from a roundhouse kick that stops a good six inches from their head
    -They will always be less skilled in martial arts than you even if you've never taken a class in your life
    -It is absolutely impossible to be attacked by a gang of hired thugs without music to choreograph your new found maneuvers to
    -and lastly, If you are a crime fighting chick your hair and makeup will remain flawless although, you will most likely break a nail
    sillyt

    Answer by sillyt at 2:06 PM on Dec. 18, 2009

  • Oh yes, and it only takes one hit/kick to knock someone out cold, even if they were hit in the stomach.
    sillyt

    Answer by sillyt at 2:17 PM on Dec. 18, 2009

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