I dated this one guy whom was starting to drink. We had been dating/living together for over 5 years. Every night he passed out after a 6 pack or 12 pack of Michelob Light.
I was pissed off one Saturday morning cause he was still sleeping and I needed help with my riding mower (flat tire) and I'd been trying to get him up. I ended up using the push mower, but at 11:00AM, after my shower I got dressed in my business suit and heels.
I set his alarm clock back to 7:00AM to go off. I tried to wake him like I normally do before I leave work. He stayed in bed. I changed the time NOW to 6:30PM and I opened the mini-blinds a bit and I creeped out, walked around the house. He was still asleep.
I called the house from outside the window, he answers,"I'll be home in a few." OK..
I walked in and went to the bedroom,"Why are you dressed like that?" "Why didn't you go to work?" "What?" "Look at the time!!!"........continued.
Asked by Anonymous at 11:50 PM on Dec. 19, 2009 in Just for Fun
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Answer by Anonymous at 12:13 AM on Dec. 20, 2009
My husband is constantly asking me to get him another beer. I could be in the middle of something important and he would expect me to stop what I was doing and go get him a beer. I had enough of it so when day when he wanted another beer I poured the beer out and put water in there instead. I brought it to him. He took a sip and then looked at the beer bottle weird, took another sip and then went to the bathroom to spew it out. He now gets his own beer.
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