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Tiger Woods Jokes?

Hey does anybody have any good Tiger Woods jokes? Usually I don't care what happens in the media but this Tiger thing has been sticking in my head so....hubby & I came up w/ our own joke & I think its funnier than any of the other ones I've heard so far so I decided to share it w/ you!!!!

Set to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas

On the _____ day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

12 hoes a calling

11 sponsors leaving

10 paparazi

9 iron bashing

8 ambien taking

7 sweeds a swearing

6 nannies watching

5 paternity suits

4 tires rolling

3 windows smashing

2 inlaws crying

& 1 really expensive divorce!!!

Anybody got any funny ones they wanna share?


Asked by Nyx7 at 8:01 AM on Dec. 20, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common?

    They both get clubbed by Norwegians..

    Answer by p88hbear at 5:29 PM on Dec. 20, 2009

  • Normally, I try to not pay much attention to that stuff, because the way I look at it, even if they're famous, that doesn't mean his wife and his kids aren't just as hurt by it as if it were us, and we wouldn't want our pain to be everyone's joke.

    BUT - I do have to admit, that's really funny :-)

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:19 AM on Dec. 20, 2009

  • What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:22 AM on Dec. 20, 2009

  • Santa stopped @ 3 hos

    Answer by Nyx7 at 8:30 AM on Dec. 20, 2009

  • LOLOL!! I like that....3 Ho'

    Answer by Shyma at 8:35 AM on Dec. 20, 2009

  • whats the difference between a car and a golf club? Tiger woods can drive a ball 400 yards... lol

    Poor tiger.. lol.. i get he is a jack ass, but really its getting insane with all the tv stuff.. just let him go through his mess, and let the man play golf again.

    Answer by maybebaby83 at 9:02 AM on Dec. 20, 2009

  • From leno I think. did you hear tiger changed his name to cheeta?

    Answer by Nyx7 at 9:16 AM on Dec. 20, 2009