Hey does anybody have any good Tiger Woods jokes? Usually I don't care what happens in the media but this Tiger thing has been sticking in my head so....hubby & I came up w/ our own joke & I think its funnier than any of the other ones I've heard so far so I decided to share it w/ you!!!!
Set to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas
On the _____ day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
12 hoes a calling
11 sponsors leaving
9 iron bashing
8 ambien taking
7 sweeds a swearing
6 nannies watching
5 paternity suits
4 tires rolling
3 windows smashing
2 inlaws crying
& 1 really expensive divorce!!!
Anybody got any funny ones they wanna share?
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