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would you like some helping understanding some religious terms?

religion and faith doesn't always use the same terms as the dictionary. Here is some help

The Church Dictionary
Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
Bulletin:
Parish information read only during the homily/sermon.
2. Catholic air conditioning.
3. Your receipt for attending Mass.
Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.
Holy Water: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.
Recessional Hymn: The last song at Mass, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.
Incense: Holy Smoke!
Jesuits: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams.
Jonah: The original "Jaws" story.

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Kattykitten

Asked by Kattykitten at 11:11 PM on Jan. 1, 2010 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (17)
  • Justice: When kids have kids of their own.
    Kyrie Elieison: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.
    Magi: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
    Manger:
    1. Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an HMO.
    2. The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.
    Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches.
    Procession: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.
    Recessional: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.
    Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.
    Ten Commandments: The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.
    Kattykitten

    Answer by Kattykitten at 11:12 PM on Jan. 1, 2010

  • hope you smiled at least once.


    Happy New year


    happy new year 2010

    Kattykitten

    Answer by Kattykitten at 11:13 PM on Jan. 1, 2010

  • Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches.

    This one's my favorite!
    MamaK88

    Answer by MamaK88 at 11:23 PM on Jan. 1, 2010

  • LOL Some of those were really amusing. Thanks for posting!
    jessradtke

    Answer by jessradtke at 11:46 PM on Jan. 1, 2010

  • hehe :)
    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 11:50 PM on Jan. 1, 2010

  • ***Laughing***
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:00 AM on Jan. 2, 2010

  • that's cute
    thehairnazi

    Answer by thehairnazi at 1:41 AM on Jan. 2, 2010

  • Funny. Thanks
    RyansMom001

    Answer by RyansMom001 at 7:45 AM on Jan. 2, 2010

  • LOL That is cute!
    Mrs.Owen86

    Answer by Mrs.Owen86 at 11:20 AM on Jan. 2, 2010

  • Justice: When kids have kids of their own.

    Yeah! I can't wait....lol. Thanks for the laugh!
    teamquinn

    Answer by teamquinn at 12:35 PM on Jan. 2, 2010

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