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What does Obamacare and airport security have in common?

Nothing, but I thought I'd lighten the mood today. Read up:

Exhausted and ill from the effort of enacting the Obama healthcare plan, an elderly Senator goes to the doctor. Doctor says, "I have bad news, good news, and bad news, Senator. The bad news is that you only have six months to live. But the good news is that there’s an operation that is 100% successful in curing this illness." "That sounds great, Doctor," says the Senator, "but what’s the other bad news?" The Doctor replies, "The Department of Health and Human Services says the first available slot is seven months from today."

In the washroom at the airport I saw a handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers: "Please push button and listen for a short message from the President!"..........There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of crap to give you that true Obama experience!!!!


Asked by Anonymous at 10:28 AM on Jan. 15, 2010 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (4)
  • Ha that sums it up in a way most people can understand it.

    Answer by tyme4me2day at 11:30 AM on Jan. 15, 2010

  • Q. Why did Obama cross the road?
    A. Actually, Obama promised to cross the road, but then he didn't.

    Q. Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States?
    A. Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:31 AM on Jan. 15, 2010

  • LMAO Very nice........

    Answer by itsmesteph11 at 10:39 AM on Jan. 15, 2010

  • LOL!

    Answer by mancosmomma at 10:40 AM on Jan. 15, 2010