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Do you think you can laugh and still be Christian?

A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the
Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off.

The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent
hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him.

He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in
heaven, please stand."

The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.

Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to
find a place in hell please STAND UP!"

The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing.

Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"


school is fun--good

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 6:35 PM on Jan. 16, 2010 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (8)


  • I am the other OP.



    I have a sense of humor



    I "Rocked" you.
    ____

    I am also the bigot who posted an inappropriate post about muslim brides. I am sorry, my words were sick and I ashamed of myself. The other poste was clearly a joke from numerous website and I should my sick side by not only posting an attack at a group but being able to make up such sick words
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:49 PM on Jan. 16, 2010

  • rolling on floor

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:36 PM on Jan. 16, 2010

  • hahaha thx for the laugh

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:36 PM on Jan. 16, 2010

  • teacher

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:37 PM on Jan. 16, 2010


  • I am the other OP.


    I have a sense of humor


    I "Rocked" you.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:40 PM on Jan. 16, 2010

  • lol looks like the biggot poster from elsewhere is upset


    haha
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:47 PM on Jan. 16, 2010

  • do you mean laugh at dirty jokes? That was a nice christian joke. I think if you laugh at dirty jokes it want hurt your faith.
    shay1130

    Answer by shay1130 at 6:50 PM on Jan. 16, 2010

  • I am a Christian and yes I laugh, when I find something funny. Everybody is that way Christian and Athiest alike. When you make fun of something that is very serious to me I don't find it funny and neither would anybody else put in that situation. The Bible is very important to us. It's one thing to disagree with our beliefs and even debate them but to turn something that is very important to us into a mockery is really rude.

    But on a lighter note
    This one was pretty funny.
    ilovemyboys21

    Answer by ilovemyboys21 at 6:54 PM on Jan. 16, 2010

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