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Asked by maxxsmommy13 at 9:22 PM on Jan. 25, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • *** Today's Humour

    Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while
    his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was
    lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little
    Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

    The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he
    could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and
    yelled above the noise, "For goodness sake, can't you play
    something the dog doesn't know?"

    Just an example

    Answer by maxxsmommy13 at 9:29 PM on Jan. 25, 2010

  • *** Today's Humour

    One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's
    crib.Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the
    sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions:
    disbelief, doubt,delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.

    Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it
    aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her

    "A penny for your thoughts," she said.

    "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can
    make a crib like that for only $45.00."

    Answer by maxxsmommy13 at 9:43 PM on Jan. 25, 2010

  • LOL...the crib one is funny~!

    Answer by chocolatluver at 9:45 PM on Jan. 25, 2010

  • When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
    A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
    A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
    Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old.
    Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
    No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
    21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
    22. It will however make cats dizzy.
    23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
    Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

    Answer by maxxsmommy13 at 10:01 PM on Jan. 25, 2010

  • Super glue is forever.
    VCR's do not eject PB & Jam sandwiches
    Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
    Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    Answer by maxxsmommy13 at 10:02 PM on Jan. 25, 2010

  • TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
    STUDENT: Seven.
    TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
    STUDENT: Nine.
    TEACHER: That's impossible.
    STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
    GEORGE: Here it is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: George!
    TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WILLY: Me!
    TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
    TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
    SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
    SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

    Answer by maxxsmommy13 at 10:06 PM on Jan. 25, 2010

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