It has come to my attention that so many people are distracted by combating Climate Change, they have not realized there is another dastardly phenomenon happening in our midst every day. Each morning, the sun rises a little bit further over than it did the day before. I believe it is imperative we begin lobbying our legislature to investigate the impact and whether or not the balance of body mass across the planet is causing the Earth to rotate differently. It seems there may also be a connection to shifting sunsets and moon rise and setting as well. Won't you join me in starting the Sunrise Stagger Initiative? With just a few donations and possibly Al Gore's publicity manager, I hope that we too can talk Bono into jetting in to play our first national convention.
It's not too late. If we begin now, perhaps we can stop this horrible shifting of the sunrise. Do we have your support?
Answer by Anonymous at 3:57 PM on Jan. 26, 2010
You know what's funny? SOME people will say that they've ALWAYS supported this initiative, and have donated their time and money to the cause!!! It SOUNDS plausible, doesn't it?! LMAO!!!
(I think it has something to do with this sweetpea! LOL)
Answer by LoriKeet at 4:03 PM on Jan. 26, 2010
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Answer by Anonymous at 4:19 PM on Jan. 26, 2010
I know this was intended as SARCASM, but I have come across people in my travels who would believe this:
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