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Anyone up for a joke?

One Monday morning the UPS guy is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.. "Wow. Bob", looks like you guys had one hell of a... party last night, the UPS man comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is
the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had
about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend
fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight ... See More
that's when we started playing "WHO AM I."

 
SleepingBeautee

Asked by SleepingBeautee at 9:39 PM on Jan. 26, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • this women is on a ladies night out and this gorgeious man walks in. she can't take her eyes off him. he notices her staring and walks over. smiling suggestively he says,, i'll do what ever you want, anyway you want for as long as you want for only $20. dollers but theres one catch. you have to tell me what it is you want me to do in only three words. she thinks briefly reaches into her purse and presses a $20. into his hand and says. CLEAN MY HOUSE.
    binker55

    Answer by binker55 at 7:57 AM on Jan. 27, 2010

  • The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play "WHO AM I?"

    "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a
    sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the
    sheet…then the women try to guess who it is."

    The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

    "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven
    times."
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 9:39 PM on Jan. 26, 2010

  • HAHAHA that made me laugh out loud! lmao
    michellelee3708

    Answer by michellelee3708 at 9:55 PM on Jan. 26, 2010

  • Hilarious...lol
    LaurenKaye29

    Answer by LaurenKaye29 at 10:03 PM on Jan. 26, 2010

  • LMAO!!!
    -KaylaLee-

    Answer by -KaylaLee- at 10:39 PM on Jan. 26, 2010

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    Robsmommy

    Answer by Robsmommy at 11:29 PM on Jan. 26, 2010

  • binker, LOVED IT!!!
    hotmama404

    Answer by hotmama404 at 10:22 AM on Jan. 27, 2010

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