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Do you have PMS? Joke inside...


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TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Answer Question
 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 9:09 PM on Jan. 31, 2010 in Just for Fun

Answers (8)
  • HAHAH - i love this.
    NOLAmommaKRYS

    Answer by NOLAmommaKRYS at 9:12 PM on Jan. 31, 2010

  • hmm...very very likely that i fall victim to all of these when not pregnant!!! lol...
    sweetstkissez22

    Answer by sweetstkissez22 at 9:17 PM on Jan. 31, 2010

  • rolling on floor change ibuprofen to rum lol.  The cramps are killing me...stupid period.... 

    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 9:46 PM on Jan. 31, 2010

  • LMAO~!
    chocolatluver

    Answer by chocolatluver at 9:48 PM on Jan. 31, 2010

  • I've got all that, but my period was last week. Can it be Post Menstrual Syndrome too? Where's the chocolate!
    Pnukey

    Answer by Pnukey at 9:58 PM on Jan. 31, 2010

  • I'm glad it's not my time. I hate my period!
    lowencope

    Answer by lowencope at 9:59 PM on Jan. 31, 2010

  • LOVE IT!!!!
    CoCoMom89

    Answer by CoCoMom89 at 10:16 PM on Jan. 31, 2010

  • Nice.Nice - It's accurate.
    JazzlikeMraz

    Answer by JazzlikeMraz at 11:08 PM on Jan. 31, 2010

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