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I'm sorry, but this question was soo funny I had to post it...

"Question: I had sex and didn't use protection and now I don't know if I'm getting my period. Plus my left boob hurts and I'm craving Tacos. Could I have malaria? Do they have any sort of test I could take at home to check? Maybe something I could pee on????



Answer: No, you obviously have whooping cough."

(I asked for a question and an answer that was entertaining and I thought this was just hilarious )

 
lowencope

Asked by lowencope at 10:11 PM on Feb. 2, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (11)
  • That's funny. Obviously someone is tired of the "Am I pregnant question." Thanks for the laugh.
    Whatkids

    Answer by Whatkids at 10:16 PM on Feb. 2, 2010

  • It's stupid
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:12 PM on Feb. 2, 2010

  • Thats funny. Better than the AM I PREGNANT? Some woman are just so dumb. If your between the ages of 15 -45 you can get pregnant, if you have sex without protection, you have a 50-50 chance. Come on woman use your brain. If you don't I'll chop off your head and eat your brains. lol
    Glickstein

    Answer by Glickstein at 10:22 PM on Feb. 2, 2010

  • *snicker*
    hypermamaz

    Answer by hypermamaz at 10:24 PM on Feb. 2, 2010

  • I liked the answer to an "am I pregnant" question a long time back. Someone told her to pee on her keyboard, mail it to her and she would notify her of the results in 7-10 working days. Now THAT was funny.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:26 PM on Feb. 2, 2010

  • Insert a new question or have cafe mom take this type of Q off this board ! ! ! ! ! !! !

    BMPG !!!!!! Bmpg !!!!! ( me banging my head on table )
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:42 PM on Feb. 2, 2010

  • so a woman over 45 having unprotected sex can't get pregnant? lol
    thehairnazi

    Answer by thehairnazi at 10:45 PM on Feb. 2, 2010

  • Now there's a question that understands the FUN part of the Just for Fun section. ha ha ha ha ha
    Pnukey

    Answer by Pnukey at 10:46 PM on Feb. 2, 2010

  • THAT FUNNY WHAT ANON- 10:42 PM FEB 2ND SAID ! ! ! I LIKE THAT ONE ! ! !
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:49 PM on Feb. 2, 2010

  • I agree, very funny! Sorry you couldn't post something fun in the fun section w/o getting a few trolls answering.
    jeanclaudia

    Answer by jeanclaudia at 10:49 PM on Feb. 2, 2010

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