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Any1 ever heard this joke...is there a mirror in your pocket because....

I can see myself in your pants. Corny pickip line...I've heard it atleast 20 times..
anyone have any jokes they've heard that they think are funny?

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bluerose26

Asked by bluerose26 at 10:23 PM on Feb. 12, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • I've heard that one before..

    Other PIckup line based ones .. are ..

    Man: "Are you sore?" Man: "Because it must've hurt when you fell from heaven."

    Man: "Are you tired?" Man: "Because you've been running through my mind all night."
    JazzlikeMraz

    Answer by JazzlikeMraz at 10:46 PM on Feb. 12, 2010

  • worst pick up line-----------why don't we just skip the drinks and go back to my place
    best pick up line-----------stare into my eyes, i have great eyes they'll tell you how great my heart is----totally worked and have been happily married ever after lol

    now for the joke

    whats the difference between tiger woods and santa-------------------------
    santa stopped at 3 ho's
    ohio4

    Answer by ohio4 at 10:54 PM on Feb. 12, 2010

  • this one made me want to puke.

    picture me 8mths pregnant walking home from work in 90 degree weather.

    a guy in a car stops and says, "hey, can i be the first one you breastfeed, mmm mmm mmm".
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:00 PM on Feb. 12, 2010

  • I like

    If is said you were an angle would you treat me like the devil?


    Its an old contry song my hubby sings to me.
    lstrickland

    Answer by lstrickland at 12:00 AM on Feb. 13, 2010

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