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What is the funniest joke you ever heard?

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imamommmmyyy

Asked by imamommmmyyy at 12:23 AM on Feb. 16, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • grasshopper walks into a bar and sits on a stool.
    Barman says, "do you know we have a drink named after you?"

    Grasshopper says " what...Kevin?"


    LMAO
    myheartx4

    Answer by myheartx4 at 12:29 AM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"


    what do a pimp & a cowboy have in common?


    "They both know how to throw a ho down"


    All generalizations are false, including this one.


    Death is hereditary.


    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    _mimimosley_

    Answer by _mimimosley_ at 1:31 AM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • Husband and wife are going on a shopping trip to Wall-Mart. Their car starts sputtering and acting up on the way and by the time they get there they coast into a parking spot as the car dies. The husband is optimistic and tells the wife to go on ahead and get the shopping done and he'll have the car running by the time she gets out. So she goes in, does the shopping, and head's back to her husband and the broken down car. As she getscloser she notices that there is a small crowd gathered around the area where their car died. She gets concerned, and figures she better hurry and find out whats going on. She races through the parking lot and discoveres that her husband is laying on the ground with

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:27 AM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • just his legs sticking out. To her horror and utter embarrassment, she see's that he's not wearing underwear and his balls are hanging out his short pants leg, and there are a bunch of people gathered around watching. Being a good wife, she figures that she's going to have to bite the bullet and rescue her husband from further displaying his balls, she bolt's over, kneels down and readjusts his package. As she stands up, she looks across the hood and sees her husband who tells her that he had to call the mechanic.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:27 AM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • LMAO at the mechanic joke....omg!!!
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 6:53 AM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • That mechanic joke is hysterical!
    imamommmmyyy

    Answer by imamommmmyyy at 12:33 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

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