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Cows causing global warming?

I was just doing a bit of reading, and came across something that made me laugh. There have been A LOT of posts about global warming lately, so I thought I'd add this little paragraph:

Kangaroos can’t fart. They convert the small quantity of methane they produce into an energy source which their body reuses. Scientists hope that they will be able to transfer the bacteria that causes this in kangaroos to cows, to reduce methane emissions to save the world from the latest fashionable catastrophe: global warming.


Funny, no?

 
DusterMommy

Asked by DusterMommy at 2:28 PM on Feb. 16, 2010 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (11)
  • And science just started work on bringing back the aurochs (giant 12 foot tall prehistoric cattle). Think of the ozone hole those puppies will make!
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 3:20 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • See? This is why I am not a vegetarian. I eat beef because I care about the planet.
    *chews savagely at a rare steak*
    Ann_Ony_Mouse

    Answer by Ann_Ony_Mouse at 2:33 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • LOL - Agree with Ann_Ony_Mouse.
    wahm_abbeyrose

    Answer by wahm_abbeyrose at 2:37 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • Well then, it's a good thing we killed off most of the buffalo! And that the wooly mammoths went extinct! Just think if they were still around, how much farting they would do, and how much DAMAGE to the PLANET!!!!! It's just UNTHINKABLE!!!

    29again

    Answer by 29again at 2:47 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • Wooly mammoths were huge. I don't think we could still co-exist with them.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:49 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • LOL Im with Ann nothing like a great medium well steak..those black angus cows are really just steak on legs..




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    tnmomofive

    Answer by tnmomofive at 3:58 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • Wait! Weren't they talking about putting "fart-o-meters" on cows a while back? LOL!
    pagan_mama

    Answer by pagan_mama at 4:07 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • But think of the prime rib, Not Panicking! Mmmm.
    Ann_Ony_Mouse

    Answer by Ann_Ony_Mouse at 4:08 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • LOL.. Death of Common Sense..... Global Warming Extremists are full of sh*t. And not the reusable-kangaroo-sh*t either...
    grlygrlz2

    Answer by grlygrlz2 at 4:46 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • I do love a good steak! Add a few grilled portabella's and I am good!

    I wonder why they aren't trying to do some study on the output of MAN...as in MEN in general. I live in a house with 3 males..4 if you count the dog. It gets really bad around here sometimes.........can you imagine if they served up red beans to Congress on a regular basis?



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    yourspecialkid

    Answer by yourspecialkid at 11:53 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

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