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Let's play a fun game...

If you have a Facebook, let's play a fun game. Go to your homepage, and scroll down and choose the funniest status update you see, and repost it here. I swear, sometimes the things that people post are the best mood lifters in the world!

Okay.... Go!

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 5:15 PM on Feb. 16, 2010 in Just for Fun

Answers (11)
  • I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:16 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • why? so you can steal them and use them bc you dont have any of your own?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:16 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • Funniest status: "Life without friends is like boobs without nipples... just pointless!! ( )( )..."
    Malibustacy

    Answer by Malibustacy at 5:17 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • OP - NO, anon, because I like hearing funny things people say. Wow, what a sourpuss. You are no fun.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:19 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • Mine was a tie - "Please don't let that box get me! Help!", and "Chemistry just became my bitch!"
    Iskkra

    Answer by Iskkra at 5:20 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • lol malibustaci!!!
    3gigglemonsters

    Answer by 3gigglemonsters at 5:20 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • I had a tie too...

    "I heard voices. I was worried. Turns out it's those damn Thin Mint Cookies from on top of the fridge."
    " Really pretty girl keeps looking at me in the library. She comes over, sits down and starts talking to me.I'm feeling rather impressed with myself until she tells me that I look like her boyfriend's Dad."
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 5:24 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • kobe beef ribeye steak for brunch!

    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 5:25 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • What kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES!
    TMJ121099

    Answer by TMJ121099 at 5:50 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

  • "It is was a cold night as the harsh air stripped my clothes off making me feel naked in the moon light. Still, I was a determined farmer CAUSE I KNEW MY NEIGHBORS WOULD SEND ME 6 MORE HARNESSES TO COMPLETE MY HORSE BARN!!!! :-)"
    MagnoliaQueen

    Answer by MagnoliaQueen at 6:22 PM on Feb. 16, 2010

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