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My dh is working on a writing experiment and needs funny writing prompts. Anyone have a great one?
He is mostly a humor writer...


Asked by SleepingBeautee at 10:51 PM on Feb. 18, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • The oversexed monkeys at the zoo....why can't they quit humping for 3 damn mins while my kiddo is wanting to see them. I swear all they want to do is get it on.

    Mother flippin stupid dogs who think that shoes are for their dining pleasure.

    Why the heck IVF is allowed in a race to have a baby? (Me and my sis are currently in a compitition..I know it sounds bad but its fun)

    Husband's who think "Roll over" is a all the foreplay they need.

    Hyporcondriac Mother in laws trying to convice me my unborn child has ADD because he kids a lot


    Answer by lstrickland at 11:13 PM on Feb. 18, 2010

  • no help from me.. sorry!

    Answer by r00j04j08 at 10:53 PM on Feb. 18, 2010

  • well I have always loved the kids book "Everyone Poops" LOL so something along those lines. Maybe if he can write something short in the direction of children reading. GL!

    Answer by hotrodmomma at 10:57 PM on Feb. 18, 2010

  • Cauliflower makes a great gift!

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:59 PM on Feb. 18, 2010

  • women get all anal and angry when they talk about breastfeeding.

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:00 PM on Feb. 18, 2010

  • Right ON Hotrodmomma! That is right along the line he is looking for.

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 11:02 PM on Feb. 18, 2010

  • There once was a house that was dirty
    And in it a woman too flirty
    She said with a wink
    As she cleaned up a sink
    My but that pool boy is purdy

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:09 PM on Feb. 18, 2010

  • My kids were making fun of 80s slang words. Telling hubby and I how silly they sounded. Some how we convinced them that meatloaf was something VERY dirty. We never really said what it meant... we just kind of looked at each other, winked, and said well maybe later we can meatloaf.

    Now when ever we want to gross them out we simply look at each other and whisper meatloaf.

    See where your hubby can take that.

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:12 PM on Feb. 18, 2010

  • Lstirickland.. you should post one yourself! Do you still have the site?

    these are hilarious girls! Keep it up!

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 11:16 PM on Feb. 18, 2010

  • to get a laugh say something is " The bee's knees" it was silly even last century when they used it all the time or the Cat's Pajamas

    Answer by mamak57 at 11:30 PM on Feb. 18, 2010

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