I don't know what it is, but here lately just about everything I eat gives me gas. I was taking Beano with everything I ate, but after about a week of taking it, it stopped working :( Anyways, I can deal with holding in the gas all night, but when we get to having sex, there are certain positions that he likes, and it just so happens that it forces the gas out.............I try to play it off like a queef, but OMG it is sooooo embarrassing............I have even tried NOT eating all night before having sex, and it still happens..............PLEASE someone help me!! I'm sure there are only so many "queefs" that'll slip out before he smells it one day!!
Asked by Anonymous at 10:26 AM on Feb. 19, 2010 in Just for Fun
Answer by acollins09 at 10:55 AM on Feb. 19, 2010
Answer by Natsnumberthree at 10:32 AM on Feb. 19, 2010
LOL...Try to find out exactly what it is that makes you fart (besides him getting on top of you pushing all the pressure out)....lol Like for me dairy really kicks my butt but he doesn't seem to mind except for one time OMG I was sooo embarrased I farted bc he was on top of me (He is atad heavy) anyway I accidently let one slip out and DAMN it STUNK..My dh didn't say nothing at the time but once the smell surfaced around to our noses MAN...he just quickly did what he had to do and said danm girl what the hell did you eat....(embarrasing)...He says did you know some men would ask for a divorce for this...but we were both laughing. Now the queefing part I don't care I mean you are bent over (doggy style) and of course you are going to get air pushed in and in has to come out somewhere...Queef are ok no biggie just loud sometimes...lol Don't even worry about it.
Answer by Anonymous at 10:33 AM on Feb. 19, 2010
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