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Do you lay still, close your eyes and think of the Queen?

This is the proper way to have sex. Anything less is uncivilized, and downright trampy.

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JoyeAustin

Asked by JoyeAustin at 9:27 PM on Feb. 23, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • What?!
    wahm_abbeyrose

    Answer by wahm_abbeyrose at 9:36 PM on Feb. 23, 2010

  • HAHA! I love you Joye!
    shannipoo714

    Answer by shannipoo714 at 9:38 PM on Feb. 23, 2010

  • I am done having children. There is no need for me to have sex anymore.
    carlye828

    Answer by carlye828 at 9:45 PM on Feb. 23, 2010

  • carlye,thats what my grandma said to me! Sorry you feel that way....
    TMJ121099

    Answer by TMJ121099 at 9:47 PM on Feb. 23, 2010

  • Yes well I am a tramp.
    Rebeccalynn_dj

    Answer by Rebeccalynn_dj at 11:13 PM on Feb. 23, 2010

  • Yes! I do! Under my sheet with the embroidered bajingo hole in the middle. If he sees my flannel nightgown, we're BOTH going straight to hell. I just look at the ceiling and think about Hello Kitty while Mister does his thing.
    yogapantz

    Answer by yogapantz at 11:44 PM on Feb. 23, 2010

  • Does Queen=Joye? Then yes.
    jellyphish

    Answer by jellyphish at 12:44 AM on Feb. 24, 2010

  • ...except for the still part, I'm quite squirmy, actually.
    jellyphish

    Answer by jellyphish at 12:45 AM on Feb. 24, 2010

  • Oh my, jellyphish sounds like a tramp.
    yogapantz

    Answer by yogapantz at 1:28 AM on Feb. 24, 2010

  • Are you talking about Queen Elizabeth?

    soonmommyof3

    Answer by soonmommyof3 at 1:47 AM on Feb. 24, 2010

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