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Breastmilk assault?

What the heck? A woman was arrested for public intoxication and while changing into her jail uniform, she squirted breast milk at the jailer. I have now heard everything!


Asked by Anonymous at 6:20 PM on Mar. 7, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • How do you write the charge for that? Officer was milked whiled booking the accused.......

    Answer by jesse123456 at 6:37 PM on Mar. 7, 2010

  • LOL! I'm sorry...that's funny.

    Answer by ErinHill226 at 6:31 PM on Mar. 7, 2010

  • I want to see a mugshot to see if its one of our "breast is best" CM'ers who in real life is a drunk that goes around assaulting people with breast milk- now that would be funny!

    Answer by soyousay at 6:37 PM on Mar. 7, 2010

  • Organic mace. LOL

    lol Jesse

    Answer by 3gigglemonsters at 6:51 PM on Mar. 7, 2010

  • LMAO!

    BTW- I did that to one of my ex's creepy friends who would show up when he wasn't home, just to watch me feed the baby (and I NIP without a lick of shame, so... it's not me being uncomfortable with being watched per se)... Got him right in the eye.

    Answer by ObbyDobbie at 7:17 PM on Mar. 7, 2010

  • Lmao at Obbie!

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:29 PM on Mar. 7, 2010

  • This is just as funny (but less gross!) than the one cited on P & CE! You really gotta wonder about people these days.......

    Answer by 29again at 8:20 PM on Mar. 7, 2010