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Chuck Norris vs. Superman -- who wins?


Asked by Anonymous at 10:53 PM on Mar. 9, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

    Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

    Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.


    Answer by canadianmom1974 at 11:40 PM on Mar. 9, 2010

  • Chuck Norris.

    If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

    Answer by AnnaMac at 10:57 PM on Mar. 9, 2010

  • Chuck Norris... why? Because: Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:05 PM on Mar. 9, 2010

  • I love these!

    Answer by TMJ121099 at 9:58 AM on Mar. 10, 2010

  • Chuck Norris.

    Answer by Pnukey at 11:14 AM on Mar. 10, 2010