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What is the worst name that you have ever encountered?

I know that I choked when I met a girl named Tinkle Schitz.

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girlneffy

Asked by girlneffy at 8:09 PM on Sep. 19, 2008 in Just for Fun

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  • Morag.

    beeky

    Answer by beeky at 8:14 PM on Sep. 19, 2008

  • A teacher I had in HS that dressed like a whore who's name was Ms. Hooker. The student's had a field day with her.
    vbruno

    Answer by vbruno at 8:16 PM on Sep. 19, 2008

  • I heard on the news about a couple who named their kid "Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii"....a judge made them change her name to "Karen" (<---a name that the child chose)
    AvasMommy810

    Answer by AvasMommy810 at 8:35 PM on Sep. 19, 2008

  • I had a patient whose middle name was Shamu (you know, like the whale). Whenver he came in, I wanted to ask his parents, "Why Shamu"? Was he conceived on the beach? Was it a favorite movie? Turns out his name was Shamus but there wasn't enough room for the s. I think Dick is the most absurd name and it was my father's (thank goodness my mother called him Richard). By coincidence, my husband's last name would have been Dickie if his father hadn't been adopted! How about Knipple with a silent K?
    manna1qd

    Answer by manna1qd at 8:43 PM on Sep. 19, 2008

  • Lionitis (Leon-eye-tiss)
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:49 PM on Sep. 19, 2008

  • Shithead........(SH- I - TH - ADE) NO JOKE it was spelled Shi* head In my dh highschool math class....

    I dont know if I can even type that or not..... :)
    mom2twobabes

    Answer by mom2twobabes at 9:02 PM on Sep. 19, 2008

  • Dale Doe (if you don't get it, say it out loud)
    amyofthejungle

    Answer by amyofthejungle at 9:28 PM on Sep. 19, 2008

  • Probably that woman on here that claimed to have a child named Nygear, but everyone kept pronouncing it like the N word =]
    caitxrawks

    Answer by caitxrawks at 9:28 PM on Sep. 19, 2008

  • Oh! Or a woman my dad worked with named Anita Long-Dick.
    No joke xD
    caitxrawks

    Answer by caitxrawks at 9:29 PM on Sep. 19, 2008

  • ha ha my co worker said she called a Dick Buttram before on a sales call
    amyofthejungle

    Answer by amyofthejungle at 9:30 PM on Sep. 19, 2008

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