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Are you worthy of heaven?

Worthy of Heaven

A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker.

I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him,

'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"

St. Peter was impressed.

"When did this happen?"

"Just a few minutes ago."


Asked by hot-mama86 at 11:01 PM on Mar. 28, 2010 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (3)
  • And only attack a biker who is SMALLER than you. LOL

    Answer by witchqueen at 5:31 PM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • moral of the story: don't help anyone you will end up dead.

    great story

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:02 PM on Mar. 28, 2010

  • It's a joke

    Answer by hot-mama86 at 11:37 PM on Mar. 28, 2010