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Who is god?

Who Is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

"Daddy, does God love children?"

"Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

 
hot-mama86

Asked by hot-mama86 at 11:06 PM on Mar. 28, 2010 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (5)
  • LOL. But to answer the question I need to know which god you are asking about.
    2autisticsmom

    Answer by 2autisticsmom at 9:55 AM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • while I enjoy your jokes, would you please put them in one question? That way I can navigate and read more questions without having to go back a few pages? Please?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:08 PM on Mar. 28, 2010

  • Sorry I'll try I just posted as I found them I am done for now though.
    hot-mama86

    Answer by hot-mama86 at 11:36 PM on Mar. 28, 2010

  • Jean-Luc Picard.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:56 AM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • Another good one! The all-knowing, all-seeing, continually screwing up everything he/she touches hermaphrodite deity.
    witchqueen

    Answer by witchqueen at 5:25 PM on Mar. 29, 2010

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