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Why god never got a phd?

Why God never got a PhD
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1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects.


 
hot-mama86

Asked by hot-mama86 at 11:12 PM on Mar. 28, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • And for those that are saying it's not very Christian, haven't met the same people that I have, my husbands whole church (and most of the others churches around here) hold this kind of hummer
    Raine2007

    Answer by Raine2007 at 9:04 AM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
    the sample.
    12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
    13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
    14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
    15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
    failed his tests.
    16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
    hot-mama86

    Answer by hot-mama86 at 11:12 PM on Mar. 28, 2010

  • anon please ignore any post you fiind offensive. I agree with you, but there is no reason to give fuel to the fire, which will only allow the rage to grow.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:32 PM on Mar. 28, 2010

  • why would he need one?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:33 PM on Mar. 28, 2010

  • It's not bitterness These are jokes I found written by ministers on a Christian site. Did god forget to give you a sense of humour.
    hot-mama86

    Answer by hot-mama86 at 11:35 PM on Mar. 28, 2010

  • Did god forget to give you a sense of humour.


    ^ more wood for the fire
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:37 PM on Mar. 28, 2010

  • actually he gave me a heart,and im truly sorry you dont wish to know him.Maybie one day you will i really hope so too :)
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:37 PM on Mar. 28, 2010

  • ^ more wood for the fire

    Ya that's what it was.

    actually he gave me a heart,and im truly sorry you dont wish to know him.Maybie one day you will i really hope so too :)

    I do know god I am a Christian. Wow funny a joke written by a Minister of god would cause such anger. The rest of her sermon proves true I see.
    hot-mama86

    Answer by hot-mama86 at 12:07 AM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • thats funny because the last thing i would think with all your anti God post.Its not anger i take anything thats anti God personal.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:13 AM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • I don't post anti god sorry you must forget how to read when you open my posts.
    hot-mama86

    Answer by hot-mama86 at 1:19 AM on Mar. 29, 2010