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why do guys name their weiners? LOL

Ever since i been with my huaband he has called his thing by his name except its big *name* lol.
I asked him why in the heck did you even name it even tho its the only brain he seems to be able to think with.
Just thought id see what funny ideas you all had as of to why

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Asked by Anonymous at 2:43 PM on Mar. 29, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • I think that of course they would name their best friend.

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 2:45 PM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • my DF used to call his bob, and we called my twat bobby joe...we would say they were made for each other lolol..ahhh young love :P

    Answer by mom_on_strike at 2:58 PM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • It's the man to hand relationship thing.

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:59 PM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • Well the only thing reason I ever came up with is they have this thing hanging between there legs it just as well have a name. Like you said it's the ony thing most men think with. :~)

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:02 PM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • perhaps making it 'human' makes it easier to deal with if it fails them

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:10 PM on Mar. 29, 2010

  • I have a girl friend that does that she calls it her pikachu

    Answer by trevsrockinmom at 1:35 AM on Mar. 30, 2010

  • lol hes been callin it big *his name* ever since we got to gether. we use to work together. one of the other managers would tease him if he didnt do something at work that she wanted and call him little so guess thats why. she is a lesbian (which i have no probs with several friends of mine are) so wonder if that s why he keeps saying give big*name* a kiss lol
    i just tell him put it away small brain.
    just always wondered lol we been together 8 yrs plus so many months that hes magically kepted accounted for

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:08 AM on Mar. 30, 2010

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