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Satan at church!

Some scientists approached god and said "god we don't need you anymore we too can create out of dirt.". so the scientist reaches down to sweep up a hand full of dirt to demonstrate. God says.. "Hold on.. use your own dirt.."

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Satan vists the church
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"

 
hot-mama86

Asked by hot-mama86 at 2:29 PM on Mar. 30, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • HAHA that last one was funny! im gonna have to read that one to DH tonight! i literally LOLd!
    okmanders

    Answer by okmanders at 3:20 PM on Mar. 30, 2010

  • The man says, "Yep, sure do."

    Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

    Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
    hot-mama86

    Answer by hot-mama86 at 2:29 PM on Mar. 30, 2010

  • LMAO!
    NightPhoenix

    Answer by NightPhoenix at 2:30 PM on Mar. 30, 2010

  • You are making my day full of laughs, loved the satan one!!!!!!!
    older

    Answer by older at 2:32 PM on Mar. 30, 2010

  • oh my gosh thats a good one... thanks for the laugh
    jaksonsmommy

    Answer by jaksonsmommy at 2:46 PM on Mar. 30, 2010

  • laughingLOLOLOL

    pnwmom

    Answer by pnwmom at 3:09 PM on Mar. 30, 2010

  • LOL!
    3gigglemonsters

    Answer by 3gigglemonsters at 3:15 PM on Mar. 30, 2010

  • nice lol. i like the dirt one!
    missbreezy214

    Answer by missbreezy214 at 4:24 PM on Mar. 30, 2010

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