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Does anyone have any funny jokes to share?

Feel free to share. I have a couple

Q. Why do they call birds that fly over the sea, seaguls?

A. Because if they flew over the bay the would be called bay-guls.

Q. What did one sperm say to the other sperm?

A. "It's hard to find the egg in all this shit!"

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GinNTonic

Asked by GinNTonic at 1:33 AM on Apr. 13, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • a family of tomatoes were walking down the street one day. the dad tomato turns around to the kid who is lagging behind, steps on him and says catch up!
    jennifer588

    Answer by jennifer588 at 1:46 AM on Apr. 13, 2010

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