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Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

If he did, where did he keep them? LMAO

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 11:27 PM on Apr. 21, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (10)
  • Hey, hey she is not an idiot. It's a valid question. Where did he keep the woodpeckers? The ark was made of wood. I think he kept them in the metal torture chamber where the rest of the bad animals had to go.
    viola_swamp

    Answer by viola_swamp at 11:35 PM on Apr. 21, 2010

  • in his underwear...lol
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 11:32 PM on Apr. 21, 2010

  • In a special pecker hole?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:36 PM on Apr. 21, 2010

  • "Anonymous
    In a special pecker hole? "

    LMAO :)
    MissMorgan07

    Answer by MissMorgan07 at 11:39 PM on Apr. 21, 2010

  • i've asked a similar question before, but about termites instead of woodpeckers
    outstandingLove

    Answer by outstandingLove at 11:42 PM on Apr. 21, 2010

  • Are you suggesting the ark was so thin a woodpecker would poke a hole in it? Or that a pair of termites could sink a ship in 40 days?
    Adelicious

    Answer by Adelicious at 11:44 PM on Apr. 21, 2010

  • I wasn't saying she was an idiot...but most men keep their wood/pecker in their undies! lol
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 11:48 PM on Apr. 21, 2010

  • Well, termite eggs hatch in as little as 2 weeks. And they can lay 30,000 in a day. ...so maybe they could not have sunk the ship, ...but they would have done damage to it for sure.
    outstandingLove

    Answer by outstandingLove at 12:02 AM on Apr. 22, 2010

  • Well, if it were me, I would have kept my mr. and mrs. termite in separate pillboxes! LOL!
    Adelicious

    Answer by Adelicious at 12:09 AM on Apr. 22, 2010

  • The question was posted PURELY out of HUMOR not to be taken literally.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:13 AM on Apr. 22, 2010

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