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A Mother's Ten Commandments...Funny. Wanna play?

Mother's have rules. What are some of your commandments? I will start...

#1 Thou shall wear pants at the dinner table.
#2 Thou shall play in the sprinkler and call it a bath.
#3 Thou shalt not poke mommy's eye to wake mommy up in the morning.
#4 Thou shall use the dog as a vacuum cleaner.
#5 Thou shall pee in the toilet, not when mommy places you in the tub.
#6 Thou shall have an endless supply of batteries for every toy.
#7 Thou (parents) shall use the kids as an excuse to go down the water slide 10 times.
#8 Thou (dad's)shall have multiple, back up TV remote controls.
#9 Thou shall not use mommy's shirt for a Kleenex.
#10 Thou shall take time to blow the fuzzies off of dandylions....everytime!

(Actual events have happened to me!!! Hope you liked em)

 
3gigglemonsters

Asked by 3gigglemonsters at 1:42 PM on May. 8, 2010 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (12)
  • How about Thou shall love thy siblings ALL the time, Thou shall not wake up on weekends before 7:30 am, Thou shall not color on anything that is not paper! Love your list!!!!!
    summerbudbud

    Answer by summerbudbud at 2:22 PM on May. 8, 2010

  • Love it! Love it! Love it!!
    Blabbermouth

    Answer by Blabbermouth at 1:46 PM on May. 8, 2010

  • LOL thats cute!
    Shaneagle777

    Answer by Shaneagle777 at 1:49 PM on May. 8, 2010

  • Fab!
    Thou shalt not wipe your boggies on the arm of the chair!
    Thou shalt not forget to trump out loud in front of visitors.
    Thou shall not show let how grossed out you are when your small crying child vomits into your lap.
    . . .
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:41 PM on May. 8, 2010

  • Those are cute.
    hot-mama86

    Answer by hot-mama86 at 2:43 PM on May. 8, 2010

  • OMS! I meant 'Thou shall not forget to trump quietly in front of visitors!'
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:46 PM on May. 8, 2010

  • lol thats so cute ^_^


    #1 Thou shall not throw a still fully packaged bar of soap in the toilet and flush it down the drain.
    #2 Thou shall always have paper to draw pretty pictures for mommy & grams so they can put them on the refrigerator.
    #3. Thou shall not try to eat any of thy crayons or mommy's tarot cards.
    #4. Thou shall always have batteries for your glowing musical seahorse bedtime toy.
    #5. Thou shall not rip off thy diaper then try to go out the front door butt naked.
    #6. Thou shall not rip off thy diaper then climb on the couch and pee on it.
    #7. Thou shall not grab any of mommy's female friend's boobs when they try to pick you up.
    #8. Thou shall not try to take mommy's phantom of the opera dvd out of its dvd case & sit on it.
    #9. Thou shall not put thy toys,the tv remote control, thy sippy cup or mommy's hairbrush in the dry cleaner.
    #10 Thou shall not put thy mashed potatos in thy or thy mommy's hair.
    flower_angel

    Answer by flower_angel at 3:30 PM on May. 8, 2010

  • Thou shall not play wack-a-mole with your sister as the mole!
    saphire_eyes802

    Answer by saphire_eyes802 at 5:09 PM on May. 8, 2010

  • those are soo cute.. here would be mine

    1: Thou shall listen when mommy says "no" (she says it because she loves you)
    2: Thou shall learn when mommy says, "that's an ouchie" she's not lying, it's really an ouchie
    3: Thou shall NOT use the cups as pitchers to pour into other cups so that it spills all over the table and floor
    4: Thou shall let mommy give tons of kisses and hugs no matter how old you get
    5: Thou shall not talk back to mommy, (it will get you no where but maybe the time out chair)
    6: Thou shall allow mommy, mommy time outs when she asks for them
    7: Thou shall love your sibling (that is on the way right now) and look out for each other
    8: Thou shall NOT draw on the walls with your crayons, even if it is a wall that is suppose to be painted!
    9: Thou will go to bed or nap when mommy asks, not when you (child) feels like it.
    10: (and most of all) will realize mommy was ALWAYS right!
    xxhazeldovexx

    Answer by xxhazeldovexx at 5:37 PM on May. 8, 2010

  • Those are awesome. These would be mine:
    1: Thou shalt not use thine own poop as paint for thyself, thy bed, the wall or thy little sister (for my youngest ds).
    2: Thou shalt not use your drink as hair product (for my dd and younger ds).
    3: Thou shall give mommy a hug and/or kiss when asked to.
    4: Thou shall listen to thine wife when she tells you not to do that (for dh for now, and ds's when they get older).
    5: Thou shalt love each other and try not to fight (cause I said so, lol).
    6: Thou shall continue to use pens for your tattoo's until you are at least 17 years of age
    7: Thou shall continue to believe that mommy's kiss heals all until I tell you otherwise.
    8: Thou shall repsect mommy and listen to her.
    9: Thou shall continue to accept "Because I said so" as a reason to listen to mommy.
    10: Thou shall continue to make me smile and laugh until I die.
    -Ashley
    spiritguide_23

    Answer by spiritguide_23 at 7:18 PM on May. 8, 2010

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