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The 'Perfect Password'
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:

P...E...N...I...S


His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***

 
SleepingBeautee

Asked by SleepingBeautee at 8:54 PM on May. 10, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (3)
  • What did one tampon say to the other?











    Nothing, they were both stuck up b*tches!
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 8:58 PM on May. 10, 2010

  • Whats good about good sex and a good steak?

    They're both rare.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:56 PM on May. 10, 2010

  • I had a lot on my mind one day so I decided to take a drive. Along my journey I passed a sign that said "NEED HELP? CALL JESUS 1-800-555-3467" Out of curiousity, I called. A Mexican showed up with a lawn mower.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:50 PM on May. 10, 2010

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