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Don't tell me this wrong, I know it is. I just want to know how to ask...

my plumber to have an affair with me. I love to see his crack while he's working on my toilet. I want his ass.

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 4:09 PM on May. 27, 2010 in Relationships

Answers (17)
  • he's got the crack but you're the ass lol
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:10 PM on May. 27, 2010

  • plz dont
    Imane1215

    Answer by Imane1215 at 4:11 PM on May. 27, 2010

  • get it girl! lol
    forevermom75

    Answer by forevermom75 at 4:16 PM on May. 27, 2010

  • LOL!! um I really hope this is a joke!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:21 PM on May. 27, 2010

  • Just dress very revealing/sexy and keep leaning over near him and talk dirty. then hope he takes the hint... lol
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:25 PM on May. 27, 2010

  • I'm sorry.....you know it's wrong, but you're still willing to do it? Do you really care that little about your hubby? His wife? your kids? Do you have that little self-control, self esteen, and morals??? I think this is a joke, but if not didn't your mother ever tell you "shame on you"!!!
    TimandMely4ever

    Answer by TimandMely4ever at 4:26 PM on May. 27, 2010

  • Just walk in where he is working, wearing something sexy and say " I know some other plumbing that would like to have your attention" LOL
    or
    "Hey Mr.Plumber man...can I see YOUR Mr.GoodWrench?"
    haha
    thats so bad ;)
    kimberlyinberea

    Answer by kimberlyinberea at 4:29 PM on May. 27, 2010

  • Ask him if he can clean your pipes lol
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:31 PM on May. 27, 2010

  • Walk up and say hey i have a pipe that needs a good cleaning.. hahahah
    mrsbean08

    Answer by mrsbean08 at 4:31 PM on May. 27, 2010

  • Haha wow you all are funny. :)
    CassiRae3

    Answer by CassiRae3 at 4:32 PM on May. 27, 2010

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