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Al Gore Pick-Up Lines?

On Twitter, New York humorist Andy Borowitz helpfully and hilariously suggested a good pickup line for Gore to use the next time he's trying to impress a lady: "Baby, you should win the Nobel Piece of Ass Prize."

If that doesn't work, how about this one? "Baby, if you want to see how big my hanging chad is, let's go to my place & do a recount."

Borowitz signed his tweets with the hashtag #Gorepickuplines, and thus an Internet meme was born, spawning a trend on Twitter that is yielding some pretty funny responses.

Here are some of the best -- and "cleanest" -- ones:

"Baby, all those other guys are unsustainable. Listen, I've got a renewable resource. We can go all night."

Let me know if I'm Goring you..

"Do you know how much that dress is contributing to global warming? Cuz you're makin me hot!"

"I'd like to leave my carbon footprint..in your bedroom."


Do you have any to

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 6:01 PM on Jun. 2, 2010 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (17)
  • “When you say ‘no’ do you mean that in an electoral vote sort of way, or a popular vote sort of way?”


     


    rolling on floor

    HistoryMamaX3

    Answer by HistoryMamaX3 at 6:17 PM on Jun. 2, 2010

  • OOPS, --- Do you have any to add? LOL
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:02 PM on Jun. 2, 2010

  • Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:05 PM on Jun. 2, 2010

  • *Yes sweetheart, I really an a robot and I`m programmed to last all night.

    *Here`s an inconvenient truth, baby, I want to get into your ----!

    *I not only invented the Internet, I invented cyber sex, call me!

    *You heard of global warming? I will set your ----- on fire!

    *I should of got the Nobel Peace Prize for my lovemaking skills!

    *Do you want to meet Little Al Gore?

    *I promise you a kinky night of passion, I was Vice President after all. I know all about vice!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:11 PM on Jun. 2, 2010

  • “Baby I’d like to touch your ozone.”

    “Just checking your emissions.”

    “Is it hot in here or is it the greenhouse effect?”
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:13 PM on Jun. 2, 2010

  • “When you say ‘no’ do you mean that in an electoral vote sort of way, or a popular vote sort of way?”
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:14 PM on Jun. 2, 2010

  • LOL! Some of these are really funny!
    mancosmomma

    Answer by mancosmomma at 6:36 PM on Jun. 2, 2010

  • How about...

    "You know...the sea level isn't the only thing rising right now..."

    LMAO! :oP
    LoriKeet

    Answer by LoriKeet at 6:49 PM on Jun. 2, 2010

  • Funny lines, but still sort of crass to joke about the end of a 40 year marriage. JMO.
    urkiddingright

    Answer by urkiddingright at 7:21 PM on Jun. 2, 2010

  • Urkidding, have you obviously haven't heard the things Tipper has been saying about Al Gore, such as:


    "It's much more fun to be a God than a person,"

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:28 PM on Jun. 2, 2010

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