On Twitter, New York humorist Andy Borowitz helpfully and hilariously suggested a good pickup line for Gore to use the next time he's trying to impress a lady: "Baby, you should win the Nobel Piece of Ass Prize."
If that doesn't work, how about this one? "Baby, if you want to see how big my hanging chad is, let's go to my place & do a recount."
Borowitz signed his tweets with the hashtag #Gorepickuplines, and thus an Internet meme was born, spawning a trend on Twitter that is yielding some pretty funny responses.
Here are some of the best -- and "cleanest" -- ones:
"Baby, all those other guys are unsustainable. Listen, I've got a renewable resource. We can go all night."
Let me know if I'm Goring you..
"Do you know how much that dress is contributing to global warming? Cuz you're makin me hot!"
"I'd like to leave my carbon footprint..in your bedroom."
Do you have any to
Asked by Anonymous at 6:01 PM on Jun. 2, 2010 in Politics & Current Events
“When you say ‘no’ do you mean that in an electoral vote sort of way, or a popular vote sort of way?”
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Answer by urkiddingright at 7:21 PM on Jun. 2, 2010
Urkidding, have you obviously haven't heard the things Tipper has been saying about Al Gore, such as:
"It's much more fun to be a God than a person,"
Answer by Anonymous at 7:28 PM on Jun. 2, 2010
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do you censor everyones language around your kids?