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Things you'd never know if it weren't for the II

Rather then wasting bullets, maniacs prefer to kill their enemies with machinery involving fuses, deadly gases, lasers, buzz saws and hungry sharks, all of which will give their captives at least 20 min to escape

during all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

all beds have L-shaped covers that reach up to the armpits of a woman, but only to the waist of a man lying beside her

all grocery bags contain at least one French bread and one bunch of carrots with leafy tops

It's easy to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

If you're pretty, your makeup never rubs off, even while scuba diving of fighting aliens. however, if ugly you're mascara will run and lipstick smear

The air vents in any building are the perfect hiding place. no one will think to look there, and you can get to anywhere in the building that way.

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Asked by Adeline1210 at 11:28 PM on Jun. 13, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (3)
  • LOL. How true!

    Answer by gertie41 at 11:43 PM on Jun. 13, 2010

  • Is there a website for this?
    Why didnt u just make this a journal post!?!!!!
    Or multiple posts!!
    I wanna read them all at once, Dangit Im having to track these all down!

    Answer by MommaTasha1003 at 2:07 AM on Jun. 14, 2010

  • LOL....this is another good one!

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 9:55 AM on Jun. 14, 2010

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